Things I've Been Doing Instead of Finishing My Paper

1. Making this list
2. Writing other blog posts
3. Clicking on Google Reader to see if any of the 26 blogs I subscribe to have updated
4. They haven't hardly
5. Sometimes I do a little work work
6. Band practice
7. Wrapping Secret Santa presents
8. Wishing things
9. I received my Secret Santa present, but I haven't opened it yet
10. Sushi
11. Poetry reading
12. Reading WAR AND PEACE
13. Reading Murakami and still not seeing why people bother to type his name
14. Being kind of sick
15. Not Christmas shopping
16. I don't own a car
17. Thinking about how people write millions of words so why can't I finish this paper
18. I've started this paper three times. Between the three false starts I have more than the required length. But I cannot think I don't think.
19. Read other student papers and thought they were okay.
20. Watched THE GIRL NEXT DOOR and TEARS OF THE SUN
21. Felt worthless