Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I'm a nerd so you can win stuff by preordering my book

If that picture doesn't make you want to order my book, what will?

(This is the ACTUAL COVER)

How about a contest?
Here is the contest. It is simple.

Pre-order my book before the end of 2009, and you will be automatically entered into a drawing to win some excellent prizes.
If you already pre-ordered, you are already entered.
You will receive one entry for every order you make.

Here is the prize package:
One (1) bloody shirt, pictured below
One (1) police report
One (1) copy of everything Narrow House (my publisher) has released
Question mark (?) I might add more stuff later

The bloody shirt (I estimate 2 cups of blood) and police report are from when I got mugged in the springtime and three kids beat me up and smashed a bottle over my head. The shirt is really nice. It fit me really well and I liked the fabric a lot. It is gray. You can wear this shirt if you are size 15 1/2 and don't mind wearing a really bloody shirt. I haven't worn it since the mugging.

Everything that Narrow House has done is a lot. Two books and several (5-10) CDs.
Check out their website to figure it out.


Justin Sirois said...

You can potentially clone Adam Robinson using the blood from that shirt.

Adam R said...

Yes that is correct, which makes it especially appealing to genetic scientists.

Clayton said...
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BlogSloth said...

Uh, I ordered this a long while ago so should technically be in the contest.

That cover rocks ass.

Adam R said...

Yeah, correct, you will be. Thanks!

Jamie Gaughran-Perez said...

The blood can also be used to frame Adam for crimes he didn't commit.

Adam R said...

Adam Robison did it!

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