If that picture doesn't make you want to order my book, what will?
(This is the ACTUAL COVER)
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How about a contest?
OK.
Here is the contest. It is simple.
Pre-order my book before the end of 2009, and you will be automatically entered into a drawing to win some excellent prizes.
If you already pre-ordered, you are already entered.
You will receive one entry for every order you make.
Here is the prize package:
One (1) bloody shirt, pictured below
One (1) police report
One (1) copy of everything Narrow House (my publisher) has released
Question mark (?) I might add more stuff later
The bloody shirt (I estimate 2 cups of blood) and police report are from when I got mugged in the springtime and three kids beat me up and smashed a bottle over my head. The shirt is really nice. It fit me really well and I liked the fabric a lot. It is gray. You can wear this shirt if you are size 15 1/2 and don't mind wearing a really bloody shirt. I haven't worn it since the mugging.
Everything that Narrow House has done is a lot. Two books and several (5-10) CDs.
Check out their website to figure it out.
7 comments:
BONUS:
You can potentially clone Adam Robinson using the blood from that shirt.
Yes that is correct, which makes it especially appealing to genetic scientists.
Uh, I ordered this a long while ago so should technically be in the contest.
That cover rocks ass.
Yeah, correct, you will be. Thanks!
The blood can also be used to frame Adam for crimes he didn't commit.
Adam Robison did it!
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